A few things worth noting.
No one falls in love, we fall in holes. Love is not a pit.
MySpace is the room with my bed in it.
“Like” is a verb, not an exclamation or interjection.
Jesus Christ is a person, not a cuss word. Imagine how silly you’d feel if you screamed “David Hasslehoff!” every time something bad happened.
No one is “really a good person deep down.”
“My faults are not your problem, and your problems are not my fault.”
Pull your pants up; you look stupid.
Homosexuals are no worse than the rest of us; just treated worse.
Using only one gender when speaking of an unspecified individual does not a sexist make.
“Speaking diplomatically” is a euphemism for “lying.”
Doing gymnastics with your voice does not make you a good singer, just a pop star.
You are entitled to your own opinion, unless it’s wrong; then you are only entitled to your own ignorance.
Stoves are “hot;” women are beautiful. Get it right.
All those times you said your parents were wrong, they were probably right.
I know that doing drugs doesn’t impair you; you’ve told me seven times within the last minute.
There is a God. You are not Him.