1,000 Hits, 1,000 Moments Wasted!

I’d just like to say thank you to everyone who has wasted their time reading this blog! We recently hit 1000 visits here at the wakingpain blog and we just wanted to let everyone know how much we dislike hot pockets! If you contributed to this piddly little achievement, thanks for the support and for reading all the crap of my life. It’s wonderful to have disinterested masses like you to entertain.

Be blessed everyone, and watch out for turtles travelling at breakneck speeds in excess of the color blue because you never know when you might need a doughnut!


7 Responses to “1,000 Hits, 1,000 Moments Wasted!”

  1. Congratulations! Should there be a toast or something?

  2. Ahem ahem

    * cling * clink * cling *

    If I could have everyone’s attention, I would like to make toast, but alas, I have no jam.

  3. Wow, that’s impressively cheesy. Well done.

  4. I have some red plum jam if you’d like to borrow.


  5. RED PLUM!?! WHERE!?!


    Is that not the best stuff ever?!

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